A "Job" Life

Despite your excellent academic record,

We cannot accept you into our university this year.

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As you will be graduating at the end of the semester,

We expect payment to start at the end of May.

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Though you have outstanding qualifications,

We are looking for a more experienced applicant.

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Because you are six months behind in payment,

Your electricity will be shut off at the end of the week.

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The War Department regrets to inform you

That your son was killed in action on December 25.

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As this is your final notice, you must

Pay the total amount or you will be contacted by a collection agency.

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You have been asked to attend a conference with the principal

As your daughter is in danger of not graduating.

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You have failed to make the contracted payments and will

Be contacted to have the following items repossessed.

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Our sincere apologies are offered to you for the

Death of your husband while he was on the job.

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Please be advised that you must

Vacate the premises by the end of the month.

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Because your daughter signed a release of responsibility waiver,

We are not liable for the complications from her abortion.

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Due to the cutbacks the company is forced to make,

You will be laid off starting Monday, November 1^st.

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Our deepest sympathies are with you

Concerning the premature passing of your daughter.

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By: Olivia Samaniego